SPAMMING GAMES - King of the hill

spam cannon, 50$
spam, 2$

shooting noobs off your hill? priceless.

SPAM *dead*

my hill

The bunny's first mistake: leaving the spam cannon unattended. The bunny's second mistake: falling asleep. Bye bye bunny. Have a nice flight. Bunny cannonball.

MY HILL

all of the sudden my mind rips the threading of relativity, i then call forth a shower of sharpened pencils on the hill. i walk up, clean one off... and finish some homework.

MY HILL

What you didn't realize is that I switched your homework with a self destructing message. KABOOM!!!!

MY HILL

A hill covered in blazing pencils, pretty.

MY HILL

due to lack of creativity i take kyo's hill by default!

MY HILL

what bunny didnt notice was that i was sitting in my car across the street waiting for the perfect moment to run bunny over. bunny pancakes anyone?

hill is mine

what you soon notice is that you made waffles, from a pre bunny lookalike suit/batter mix. then you spend the next hour tediously filling in all the squares with maple syrup. this maple syrup ends up to be liquid explosives and i blow you to smithereens!

MY HILL

while the bunny was switching the maple syrup with expolsives i put a bomb in his litter box and then next time he came to do his stuff it expolded and now

ITS MY HILL

Ilai must not know that i only use human corps to "do my stuff".
that corps was you, you died in a bazaar gardening accident.

MY HILL

then i came back to life and marched up to the hill and gave the bunny explosive carrots which killed him and then i said

"MY HILL!!!!"

So, first off silly rabbit Trix are for kids!!! Second, blowing up a rabbit twice is just not nice. I call PETA on ilai_puffo and they come protest the hill. I rally the members and they kill ilai_puffo as I take the hill.

MY HILL

what RD didn't know was that i was hiding underground and the person that was killed was a super hi-tech robot. after the attack i took my elevator up to the hill and while listening to the elevator music i was taking out my samurai sword. when i got to the top i busted all my samurai power and killed RD by cutting off his head!!!

MY HILL

After finding out that I am actually a girl ilai_puffo's mind implodes on itself from the shock. I ride up the hill with the four horsemen of the apocolypse, we are friends, and we preceed to quarter ilai_puffo.

MY HILL

L O L

RedDarkness and the 4 horsemen dissapear in a puff of logic.
(How can you quarter someone who has imploded with 5 people?)

MY HILL

AHA! kyo didnt realize is that the real act of quirting dose require 5 people (i read one of those castle books with all the toucher things in it) and it requires 1 cut down the middle, 2 for the legs and 1 for the head. so now i throw a stick and kill you...

my hill...

Funny bunny wanted some honey,
but funny bunny had no money.
So the bear ate him for wasting his time.
Meanwhile, I took my rightful place on.....wait for it....here it comes....

MY HILL

sorry guys, this game is hard for my brain via i study hard all day at school then get on travian and dont get around to this game till about 1 am the next day. no brain power left

my hill

ya i just did that

i come and kill the bunny while he is checking the forum at the middle of the night and then i came cleaned and bleached all the blood of old hill keepers and built a castle on it and top of the castle it said

" THIS IS ILAI'S HILL"

I sent my cata army and destroyed Ilai's castle.
Hill is mine, all mine...

After studying my Law books, studying to be a corporate attorney, I decide to make a beer run. On my way I stop at a gas station get a 5 gallon barrel full, ouch $20 for that, then take it to the hill and attempt to light skully and his cata army on fire. In my now drunken sloopiness and haste I accidently burn us both to death.

No One's Hill

..............................
i walk up and sit on

MY hill

But what you didn't realize is that you were really sitting on a rocket I designed specifically to blow up unsuspecting stupid little bunnies. T-3, 2, 1.....Bunny Blast Off!!!! And into outerspace you go!!!! The real hill was uncovered when the rocket blasted off and it is now:

MY Hill

Wile flying through space I cling to a comet and off set its mass to be pulled towards earth, then smash it into your head......... using my cat like (but still bunny like) ability's I land on all fours back on

MY HILL