SPAMMING GAMES - King of the hill

ahhh this was like one of the first games on our forums and was really fun to play!

its simple...
the person in the post before you has taken the hill. you can only take it back by posting a somewhat creative action of taking it back.

exaple: bob walks up and smashes a keyboard over jons head making keys fly everywhere and exposing the insides of the split in half key board.
my hill.

GET IT? oh well. let play.

i walk up and sit on the hill. my hill.

i walk on the hill with my mobile kitchen to make some bunny stew.

my hill

I walk on my hill with my ghostbuster buddies and exterminate some pests.

My hill.

i start an anti march that turns into a massacure of picket signs and old hill keepers.

my hill

I sneak into a retirement home and steal all of the fake teeth and put them at vevenaneathna house. Then, I make an anonymous call to the old people and they run him over with their power chairs and Rascals.

my hill

with one leg broken :wounded:i hit.... the button...
the auctuial actions followed by the pressing of the button are unknown, but ill say it includes chuck noris and many round house kicks. the results however are very public in the now known knowledge that this hill is..

MY HILL

Ring-Ring. Ring-Ring.
GodKing: Yeah, hello Stewie, um I am having a problem with this guy vevenaneathna. I have a proposition for you, you take him out and I will take care of Lois. Sound good?

Stewie (Family Guy): Well, that sounds like a good idea. Then, we take out the fat man.

GodKing: Deal!!!

Stewie enlists the help of the Rupert, his teddy bear, and together they proceed up the hill baseball bat in hand. Rupert makes the first strike and Stewie follows. vevenaneathna never saw it coming.

MY HILL

seeing as how you play travian and your so confused with reality... i start debating the theory of relativity with you. in such a confusion about what is real or not you kill yourself to find out if your alive.

MY HILL

Seeing as how for every action there is an equal or opposite reaction (Newton's 3rd Law), after seeing that you used his theory of relativity to kill me, Einstein came back from the dead, bringing me with him of course yeah he has a forumla able to do that too, and we dropped an A-Bomb on the hill, but only destroying you. Then, I killed Einstein because I didn't want to share the hill.

MY HILL

in the S.P.A.M you failed to mention the propper protection one must wear to live on a hill that has just been nuked... over the corse of 20 minnutes your turn into a green glob and the floor.

i advance the hill with "the thing" and dispose of 100% of all toxic materieals and sit on

MY HILL

Ok. Enough of you two having the hill. It is time for a girl to have it!!!

I get visited by a Kerby Vaccum salesman during dinner and beat him to death with his own product. I then take the Kerby hook a high powered motor up to it Tim Taylor the Toolman style and suck you off the hill trapping you inside where you are mangled by the swirling thingies!!

MY HILL

with instant responce (about 3 hours later) i get my barrings and turn my wrath on the inner shell of the vacume. with extreame knawing motions I eat a hole through the vacume, then proceed to eat you.

MY HILL

Ok, Ok, Ok. I call a truce with vevenaneatha and RedDarkness. We sit down and have a cup of tea. Little did they know I put a super laxative in both of their cups. They are both forced to run for the bathroom only to discover there is only one!!! As they beat each other to death while soiling themselves, I walk up the hill sipping my tea.

MY HILL

seeing as how my post count is 51.846153846153846153846153846154
times as much big as reddarkness i by default get to use the bathroom first.

then as you thought i was using the bathroom (but i was really holding it) you started to read those numbers posted above. while doing so i impail you with a couple of sharpened #2 standard yellow (red) pencils.

you roll off

MY HILL

After bad bunny had held it as long as he could he finally had to go...Then i stroll onto the hill and surround it with rabbit traps.
*Snap*

MY HILL

after hearing the *snap* you seemed sure that the *snap* involved me, but little did you know the united bunny cholacate sales man ambassador was infact your victim. after reading "mien komf" i unite the bunny people under one flag and flood over your hill like water. you are then stuffed with liquid cholacate and ate later as my snack.

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Cajun Baked Bunny:

Ingredients:
1 ounce Cajun spice
1 tbs Butter
1 tbs Salt
1 BIG magnifying glass
1 vevenaneathna bunny (skinned)

Yummmmmmmmmmm!!!!

MY HILL

yes but you forgot one thing. a anti bunny suit! i was just happing to wear one when you threw me into the burning hot cooking pot. oh yes, did i mention you died of a bazaar gardening accident after that?

ναι μα you ξέχασα έναs πράγμα. έναs anti bunny κουστούμι! εγώ was μόλιs ευτυχία φορώ έναs πότε you threw εμένα into the καιόμενος ζεστός μπισκότο δοχείο. ω ναι , έκανα εγώ αναφέρω you πέθανα του έναs bazaar κηπουρική ατύχημα μετά ότι?

MY HILL!

Fit tight fitting lid to cooking pot.

Pressure cooked bunny. Add hunting dogs to secure perimeter.

My HILL

Is it everyone vs. the bunny?

Not really, it just keeps trying to take the hill

skully laughs at holstarrs attempt to stop the fun then walks across the street to a new bigger and better hill and claims it.

What skully didn't notice that hes bank account was empty so he had a forcloser and had to sell the hill back at half the price to me.


MY HILL

Similonion creeps up the hill behind ghostking with a barrel. Quickly the barrel is forced over ghostking's head and he is rolled down the hill and into a nearby river.

My hill.