SPAMMING GAMES - Story writing

bye good night

so he said

"do the bunny"

Our story so far...

Once upon a time gargoys was a very great pain in the ass and neck. But enough about the french, we can now laugh at gargoys for other reasons because he looks like that dead thing in the graveyard. But the french are the best, coz they do the french kiss. But one day, an english man full of his bad breath and body odor came upon a game that was called world of warcraft, and immediately bought a gun. Then shot himself in the arse by accident and asked for help to a stupid french person, coz he looked funny. But that french fry ate england, giving him indigestion! So the Frenchman made a bet about world war craft that if he could macro a bunch of African midget pigmies then he would be the king of Arabia.

Now Andew came along to catch fish with his new at doing all devil baby killer which liked to play Travian when he is eating crying French babies with sauce in the french-fries. "Stop squirming!" he heard from Gargoys after Garg tried some american food with a kid who can't eat anything red. He started killing many brain cells with smoking pot. In his mom's basement, he found out that he sucks like a little French person because nobody can ever keep their head in a French woven picnic basket, therefore he tried his new guillotine on his wife. She was not dead even though she had no pulse and couldn't open her eyes since they were in a jar for making cheese and tofu.

Meanwhile, all of France went up in chaos because that one French guy wasn't actually French. The very next century, he went to Hell for talking about France to a French woman. In other words he just CHANGED THE SUBJECT to the germans, who are awesome coz they attacked Fraggle Rock. It started with just a knock knock, and later on led to a nuclear explosion that was France's fault. Then the dinosaurs invented cheese before the Fraggles invaded.

Meanwhile, Russia decided to mail Mike Tyson's ear to President George Clinton, the Funkmaster. Eventually, the aliens unfroze Elvis Presley and his small crooked peg leg, and burned it because they are actually chicken leg eaters who like juicy asian pears, but oddly don't like buffalo wings with BB sauce because it is extremely poisonous to see two girls and one cup. Earths destruction came from that cup, and that of chicken noodle soup are actually hot like your mom. A metal band is strapped on youtube performing something heavy with guitar parts that sound horrible enough to eat a meat drum set. Later bye good night so he said "do the bunny".

a favor so

gargoys and fraggles

can unite under

ugly french woman

on the ass

it very much

the cure for

being a french

cheese and killing

frogs so you

place their guts...

in the mouth

, followed by chewing

and blowing bubbles

and then death

Then this sickness...