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PostSubject: Story so far...   7th June 2009, 05:13

There once was a duo, Bokos and Barb who terrorised an entire forum with funny bunnies and cute strong deers but they had a terrible contagious disease called crabs. When they found out, they got some DDT from Rydin their hero. Meanwhile Bokos and Barb got yet another disease which gave out a nasty acrid smell, and a stutter that made all become their sex slaves, but not really though. Yes it's really true!
Then what happened next?
Their ding-a-lings fell off!
Barb and Bokos never saw that coming but barb was safe because he had a strap-on and tore Ghostking a piece of paper from the strap-on instruction booklet. Ghostking looked at the instructions but didn't need to as no pictures, and absolutely no idea where he was anyway, so he decided to spam the forum with random thoughts.
Barb had a little shake with a german sausage which made him hungry for some Llama meat because it kept saying "Eat me... Eat me!" Barb, shake and sausage fell into a hole. Bokos pointed and laughed, then fell into a big pile of sausage dung and hot steamy rice with a smile on his face!
Then he saw Chloro wearing a beautiful dress without wearing her undies, gettin' her groove on and sucking on a toy thinking to herself...
"I wish Barb and Bokos were here to play", but they were busy with Sassy and Joe because they are so smelly and short. Sassy decided Joe needs a hard spank with a paddle. The word "bondage" comes to mind. Joes ass was already bleeding by the time Bokos and Barb appeared, making both of them get so excited that they freed Joe. Then all of a sudden Maniac appeared wearing a sparkly pink mankini and holding a really giant wand which he then put in Bokos bum.
All of a sudden Bokos squealed because he was overwhelmed with pleasure from the biggest thing he has ever had in his bum except for... the time he was experimenting with new toys, and one accidentally slipped and fell on somebody's lap right before bokos realised it was a strap-on used by bella, shared by Holstarr bella and many more, to satisfy joes ass which was just insatiable.
Joe had never been kissed on the lips 'cause he's too hairy, and smells like a dead alligator with a bunch of decaying flesh, and rotten poop. Then small aliens crawled from the admirals ear and sassy got bokos to lick off it's slimy leaking sore under it's pustulating infected raw testicles as Holly had done. Shocked

Just hours earlier behind a broken down pickup - sassy, holly, kit and sophs met at a diner and had a giant gangbang with bokos and barbie on top of a car in a parking garage. When it started rolling, they hopped out onto mpaull and continued the orgy which then turned bad when boko accidentally poked chloro in the Shocked nose. She screamed but she meant to gasp and was heavily stunned to discover it wasn't such a big threat, but a very big shiny long brand new power drill with lots of buttons and a shaft hanging on the handle. The Admiral came and plugged it into the wall socket. Bokos *confused* went skating at the disco rink with barb and some chubby worm with stinky poof dripping ooze from his nose, since barb doesn't wash is ass to avoid an attempts of sniffing by pervs.
The mysterious vixen Kit_Cat launched an array of deadly attacks on bokos with a dog poof, rather than an immense kick in the nuts, and heard the tremendous strong sound of farts that made admiral stiff.
Bokos, barb, and mpaull, went on a fishing campaign at the lost film set, and played a friendly game of hide and seek while sassy was massaging chloro. Barb was peeking through bokos legs because he was under bokos desk with a mouthful of chloro's feet feet since she was sitting on bokos' chest. Then chloro slapped bourney, right before he went into spasms. Kit had to separate chloro, bokos and barb because joe was getting angry that they were not including him and he started to cry Sad , but decided to join the army in the task of eating chloros' ...

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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   7th June 2009, 06:32

LMAO!
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   7th June 2009, 10:02

nice hols...rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   8th June 2009, 08:09

Sassy decided Joe needs a hard spank with a paddle


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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   8th June 2009, 10:59

Hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   9th June 2009, 02:45

story updated lmao Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   11th June 2009, 19:09

any updates again sir? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   11th June 2009, 20:18

rofl..."sir" Holly i didnt know you were a pregnant man :O
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   11th June 2009, 23:31

oh my bad..sorry holly..hope your not mad..that was embarassing.. Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   12th June 2009, 01:49

lol!
No offense taken... it's widely assumed that if you talk about, fragging, troop counts, and bokos and barbs intimate personal details, you could easily be mistaken for being a male. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   12th June 2009, 06:53

hihi yeah..that was why i thought you were a male..-.- Embarassed

so..when will be the next update come? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   12th June 2009, 10:03

does this mean i get mistaken for a male too ?
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   12th June 2009, 10:56

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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   12th June 2009, 19:53

oh my.. your not a male joe? Question
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   13th June 2009, 14:59

mightyjoe i thought you were a male too.. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   14th June 2009, 04:14

wtf?

Are you serious joe?

I think I'll need a proof cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   14th June 2009, 06:14

The story actualy makes sense
or
there is something seriously wrong with me
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   14th June 2009, 08:33

Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   14th June 2009, 10:19

I wonder who has contributed the most nonsensical portions of the story. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing since sometimes they're the funniest parts.
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   18th June 2009, 18:25

updated again Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   18th June 2009, 21:05

rofl I forgot I posted that I could be mistaken for a male. The answer lies with bokos I believe. Thanks again Hols !!
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   19th June 2009, 02:03

really hilarious!! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Story so far...   19th June 2009, 07:43

Oh my, i'm being included in this story more and mroe..
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