SPAMMING GAMES - King of the hill

Failing to understand that T-Rex's in all probablity could not be tamed, "Bunny" eats Bubbles and subsequently dies of indigestion leaving his corpse to rot on the hill until the present day when I climb the hill and take what is rightfully mine.

My HILL!

actually since T-rex's are related to chicken I brought A chicken named rex with me and the chicken explained that i was a friend and that it should listen to me. It turned on you and ate you!

MY HILL!
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I like bubbles AND Bubble Gum!

Dont eat my bunny!
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http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/73.jpg

this is an awesome bunny!

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Age : 20 Joined : 11 May 2008 Posts : 62

I take a bottle rocket and shove it in bubble's butt and it shoots him to the moon.

My Hill!!!

LOL

My hill.
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Individually you are a target, but together we can be a force to be reckoned with.

Age : 43 Joined : 22 Jun 2008 Posts : 132

Using super ninja power I creep stealthily up to Malkaiden's keyboard and move all the letters one place left, so he is in fact claiming ownership of a 'gukk', enjoy

My Hill Smile

Whilst Kaiser is basking in his super ninja powers I pick up my rearranged keyboard and hit him over his head.

Nt gukk! tongue

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Individually you are a target, but together we can be a force to be reckoned with.

Age : 43 Joined : 22 Jun 2008 Posts : 132

Nice try however you actually hit me over the gwS with said faulty keyboard, and having taken an anti big girls blouse pill, that fails to stop my latest ruse.

Your keyboard was primed with super growth hormone which fell to the ground when you swung it at me, overnight a colony of ants grew to, erm, bigger ant size, carried you down the hill while you slept and into the way off ant distance, faulty hardware an' all.

My hill (with tall grass)

While Kaiser seems to be having the biggest trip of his life, I simply go up to him while he's hallucinating about being on an adventure in Narnia and push him over watching him tumble down the hill whilst babbling incoherently.

My hill!

Age : 43 Joined : 22 Jun 2008 Posts : 132

Well seeing as you clearly state you are babbling incoherently as I roll down the hill. One swift call to 800-care-in-the-community sees you bundled into our old friend the little white van and off to spend the night with Prince Valium.

So back my my newly christened

Timothy Leary Mound

... ... ironing board, houseplant, lower intestine, mwuahuahua ... ... ...

In order to accommodate Kaiser and to be sure to give him
the full Timothy Leary experience I rocket him into space so that he can party
with the legendary pioneer. Unfortunately that means that the hill is
free so to keep it warm...

My Hill
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Individually you are a target, but together we can be a force to be reckoned with.

I get a gun....
gun

MY HILL
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When a limb becomes useless, you relieve it for the good of the collective.
The most successful battles, are the ones that reflect your true military mastermind.

Age : 43 Joined : 22 Jun 2008 Posts : 132

o oo ooookay, here we go

the last 'conquer' was short and sweet,

sweet is sugar,

sugar comes from fruit,

fruit flies like a banana,

yup, you've guessed it, a stray banana skin sends you luging to your demise!

MY HILL

all mine, tis mine, oh yeah, I thank you, thank you, once again I thank you What a Face

Age : 43 Joined : 22 Jun 2008 Posts : 132

almost 15+ hours, so claiming squatters rights Settler

Considering I set a time bomb to go off 17 hours 47 minutes after
Kaiser's prior hill capturing, Kaiser has now been blown to smithereens.

My HILL!!

Age : 23 Joined : 10 May 2008 Posts : 145

Want a cookie little boy? Come here take the cookie. It is sweet and has lots of sugar. I lead Malkaiden off the hill promising him a cookie and other sweets. Then, a missing person's report is filed by his family....... (Been watching the Law and Order marathon).

MY HILL